FREE: Fun Over 50 Gifts

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This fun auction is for gag gifts over 50. They are all New and unopened products. They are all still factory sealed. the first bottle says 59 again and has black sugar pills in it. It says "take this pill to stay in your fifties and avoid the dreaded big 60 and the unkind sterotypes of being old". The second item is Anti Monkey Butt Anti Friction Powder with Calamine. "sweat absorber and friction fighter". It can be used anywhere sweat collects including footwear under sports pads and after bicycling, horseback riding, etc. The third item is Old Phart Pills. These are white sugar pills. It says "DIRECTIONS 1. take one pill to help with your memory loss. 2. take two pills to restore your your wrinkled cracked face. 3. take three pills to keep the other foot out of the grave." I always ship with tracking number for both our protection within 48 hours of closed auction. Please dont bid if you do not leave feedback as this is very important to me. Thanks for looking today.