FREE: ******* UGLY PILGRIMS

The listing, ******* UGLY PILGRIMS has ended.

Happy Thanksgiving, my %%%! You know that's what they're thinking. You would too if you were a ******* Ugly Pilgrim.
Look at Mrs. Pilgrim. I wanna ask her where she got such a... ...substantial cornucopia? I thought Mr. Pilgrim gave it to her. After viewing picture #3 you'll see that's just not possible with his little rifle.
How did I get this far off topic?
Winner (if there is one) will get the ******* Ugly Pilgrims shown in the pictures (and I apologize for that... really!)

The piece of... ceramic desperation, appears to be glazed in what I can only describe as a hue of baby doodie or cat sick, and will inspire your Thanksgiving Day deco ideas!
It will also act as a deterrent for family and other unwanted holiday pests.

On the bottom is a rather vintage date of 1977. The first thing I thought was, "Where they this depressed in the 70's?" Stoned maybe but this don't look like the work of Timothy Leary. Don't you agree?
I nearly dropped it like it's hot when I saw the maker's scratching...
Helen Sellers! This must be an intentional attempt to mask the real artist's name. Helen Keller!!!
Holy blinded by your love, Batman! That explains why they're ******* Ugly Pilgrims!

If it really matters Mr. Pilgrim stands at about 8.56743829" Mrs. Pilgrim comes in at a tad shorter because the world is run by misogynist, corporate sugar daddies. I've been told. I,of course, ain't near old or rich enough to be any kind of daddy!

Please,if you have any questions ask them before you bid.
If you want to have a go at me for having the crude humor of a 12 year old, eat my ---- shorts. No, really, just kidding. Leave me a comment below telling me to be nice and say I'm sorry. Then eat my shorts.

Thanks for reading this far. Please enjoy my auctions. If I offend I genuinely apologize. Only chuckles are intended!
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