FREE: Lady Amherst Moth Fly - Fish Ninja!

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This is the sexy, but deadly, Lady Amherst Moth. Trained on the frozen tundra of distant Canada, watching all the greatest fight scenes of modern cinema while soaking in a thimble of beer, these flies are ready for fin-cracking action. If Chuck Norris decided he wanted to try the mortal sport of fly-fishing, this would be his first attempt at punching water!

The result of fishing this fly at the same river as my previous Gimp auction was awe inspiring, or at least amusing. I hooked several bass, a crappie, and a bluegill in a short half hour session. Total relaxation and joy in a half-hour? Buddha said yes, and then asked me to cast from a different spot. Not into piercings he says.

But who needs enlightenment? I bring you three Lady Amherst Moths, tied on a size 10 hook, with a few wraps of lead to get it down into the water column. Go. Fish. Find your own moment of zen.