The listing, Inflatable Friend has ended.
INFLATABLE JOHN: (Not anything nasty, relax!)
My name is John, so I am sort of adverse to having this guy in the house. He's from the stock of a closed joke shop we bought. As you see, his cardboard header is shopworn- But he's fine, never been opened, not stored in the sun either.
He is NOT anatomically correct, doesn't snore, hog the remote, tinker with things until they break, or any of a thousand other things. If he gets a job at the post office, my wife will probably leave me for him. Free shipping to USA addresses. Actual shipping to Canada or EU.