FREE: Yellow Glass Bottle w/ Ben Franklin!

The listing, Yellow Glass Bottle w/ Ben Franklin! has ended.

This is an petite glass bottle, yellow in color, with a stunning rendition of Benjamin Franklin on the front. Who DOESN'T want a bottle with Benjamin Franklin's face on it?

The bottle itself is about the size of a shot of cheap potato vodka, and probably feels the same as such going down. I don't recommend trying to swallow this.

Great conversation starter:

"I like your bottle! Wait, is that...is that Benjamin Franklin?"

"Why yes, yes it is. He is our forefather, the gentleman of America, and I find it important to honor him."

"With a glass bottle? Not, say, a framed picture?"

"Well, we aren't North Korea."

Also great for:

-Containing small solids, such as sand from the beach

-Practice your cigarette-ashing skills

-Catch a tiny bug and watch him wander around

-Use as a spirit vessel to contact Benjamin Franklin (disclaimer: the party selling this object cannot guarantee that it will be Benjamin Franklin and recommend hiring a proper psychic)

Happy bidding! :D