ok i will list them... they all say first "This coupon good for.." 24 straight hours of me letting you be right (even if it kills me) breakfast in bed (don't worry mom'll clean up the mess) the performance of the chore of your choice (...without having to ask twice!!) the world's biggest hug (...even in front of my friends, if you want.) an entire day of me staying out of your hair (...what's left of it anyway) 1 full day in control of the remote (you can even watch boring junk like golf or fishing 10 extra minutes in the bathroom (take an extra magazine with ya!) 1 free chance to kick me off the phone (wow! i must really love you!)