FREE: One gift a month for a YEAR!

The listing, One gift a month for a YEAR! has ended.

So, I was inspired by new listian melissadaveau who has listed a one year friendship up for auction. And I thought to myself, how great would it be to have a pen pal like I did in elementary school? We used to send each other all sorts of small things, like erasers, pins, sticks of gum, etc. anything that would fit in an envelope was fair game. And now, as an adult who makes multiple trips to the post office, there is the opportunity to send even LARGER stuff!
Like everyone on this site, I love to get packages, and have even considered getting family and friend those "Gift of the Month" club memberships. But there are a sad few Gift of the Month Clubs that aren't VERY SPECIFIC. As much as mom-in-law likes jam, I think 12 months of jams is a bit much, don't you? Plus, they are very impersonal, meaning you don't get a letter with the gift. So, what I am offering here is a combination of pen pal/friendship/gift of the month club! Each month I will pick up a special gift just for you and mail it out with a letter. Maybe its a funny piggy bank I found at a garage sale, or a ring I impulsively bought from a gumball machine.
Each gift will have a minimum value of 50 cents and a maximum value of $10 and will be a real, tangible item mailed to your address with larger gifts arriving for your birthday and holidays! What could be more fun!?

Please note: you are bidding on two months ONLY. I say two months because that is the amount of time I am willing to spend determining if you are a creeper! I am offering polite, platonic friendship ONLY. Any contact of a sexual or threatening nature will be rejected! Should you prove to be like the usual friendly folk I am used to meeting through this site the letters and gifts will continue.