FREE: Funny Gag Gift!!! New Outrageous Lady Miracle Make-Over Kit

The listing, Funny Gag Gift!!! New Outrageous Lady Miracle Make-Over Kit has ended.

This would make a great gag gift for any "lady" friend.

Gift card that reads: If your skin is wrinkled,
and your chin sags, if your eyes are droppy,
and lined with bags, if the same old make-up just won't do...this miracle make over kit's just for you!!!
Can o' putty (industrial strength make-up)
Instant Acid "Miracle Skin Exfoliant"
Rapid Wrinkle Remover (Steel wool pad)
Instant Face Lift (roll of duct tape)
Heavy Duty make up applicator (spatula)
Says...If you're worse for wear with well worn parts, use this kit for a younger start!

Someone is sure to get a chuckle and a few guffaws outta this cute kit!

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