FREE: Bridget Jones Diary + Sequel!

The listing, Bridget Jones Diary + Sequel! has ended.

This is an auction for the wonderfully funny book Bridget Jones Diary and the sequel Bridget Jones Diary: The Edge of Reason by Helen Fielding.
They are in gently used condition, and great to add a little humor to your bookshelf. :D
I give FREE SHIPPING on all my auctions, including this!
If bidding goes over 2,000, I'll include a bottle of Bath & Body Works hand sanitizer, can't read books with dirty hands!
Summary for book one: Now a major motion picture starring Renee Zellwegger and Hugh Grant!

"130 lbs. (how is it possible to put on 4 pounds overnight? Could flesh have somehow solidified becoming denser and heavier (repulsive, horrifying notion)); alcohol units 2 (excellent) cigarettes 21 (poor but will give up totally tomorrow); number of correct lottery numbers 2 (better, but nevertheless useless)?"

This laugh-out-loud chronicle charts a year in the life of Bridget Jones, a single girl on a permanent, doomed quest for self-improvement--in which she resolves to: visit the gym three times a week not merely to buy a sandwich, form a functional relationship with a responsible adult, and not fall for any of the following: misogynists, megalomaniacs, adulterers, workaholics, chauvinists or perverts. And learn to program the VCR. Caught between her Singleton friends, who are all convinced they will end up dying alone and found three weeks later half-eaten by an Alsatian, and the Smug Marrieds, whose dinner parties offer ever-new opportunities for humiliation, Bridget struggles to keep her life on an even keel (or at least afloat). Through it all, she will have her readers helpless with laughter and shouting, "BRIDGET JONES IS ME!"

Sequel for book 2: With another devastatingly hilarious, ridiculous, unnervingly accurate take on modern womanhood, Bridget Jones is back. (v.g.)

Good luck bidding!