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Motivation Tickets! Do your kids suffer from the serious condition "Bordomiosis"? Do everyday tasks seem dull and leaving them, or even you, wanting more?
Well, worry no more!
These tickets have the ability to turn every single task into a prize winning free for all!*
Dishes dingy? Simply grab a Ticket, and prepare to scrub those blues away!*
Laundry leave you listless? With Tickets, that's a thing if the past! You'll be walking around in sweet smelling duds in no time!*
At the end if the week, give yourself a little reward by turning your tickets in for a nice dinner, or even a movie! The sky's the limit with Tickets!*
* These statements not endorsed, evaluated our proven by anyone anywhere; individual results may vary; consult your local doctor before engaging in fun behavior, as it may be a sign that you're awesome; use at your own enjoyment, may cause warm and fuzzy happiness; side effects include giggling, jumping for joy and being an awesome winner of this auction; not for human consumption; this auction actually contains 115 award tickets, never used from a packet of 121