FREE: 1 Novelty One Million Dollar Bill - BEER - crisp, new faux currency

The listing, 1 Novelty One Million Dollar Bill - BEER - crisp, new faux currency has ended.

A MUST-HAVE FOR BEER BUFFS, THIS MILLION DOLLAR BILL HAS PICTURES OF BEER BOTTLES, BEER CANS, BEER MUGS, PEANUTS AND MORE. ALSO SAYS, "OKTOBERFEST, GENUINE DRAFT, THIS BILL SERVES TO SALUTE THE GREATEST DRINK ON EARTH, DRINKING MONEY, CHEERS & IF ONE OF THE BOTTLES SHOULD HAPPEN TO FALL."

4-color printing on front and back; same size as actual currency.

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