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FREE: FAKE Parking Violation (Style 1) Set of 4

FAKE Parking Violation (Style 1) Set of 4
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The listing, FAKE Parking Violation (Style 1) Set of 4 has ended.

Have you ever went somewhere, parked your car, and went into the store only to return back to your car to find an inconsiderate driver parked so close you can't get in your car? Well now it is time to fight back. Don't be a victim anymore. Leave this gag parking violation under their windshield wiper and take a sigh of relief knowing that you got to tell them off and even a scare when they seen the bold print of parking violation on the top.

I made these on my computer. There are several colors to choose from. Orange, Red, Bright-Yellow, Golden-Yellow, White, Light Blue, and Orange vellum. They are printed on regular color paper except for the Orange Vellum (you can see in the picture how it is transparent). You choose one color and will receive 4 violations in that color. Shipping is free.

Here is what is on the violation.

This is not a ticket, but if it were within my
power, you would receive two. Because of
your Bull Headed, inconsiderate, feeble
attempt at parking, you have taken enough
room for a 20 mule team, 2 elephants, 1
goat and a safari of pygmies from the
African interior. The reason for giving you
this is so that in the future you may think of
someone else, other than yourself. Besides
I don’t like domineering, egotistical or sim-
ple minded drivers and you probably fit into
one of these categories.

I sign off wishing you an early transmission
failure (on the expressway at about 4:30
p.m.). Also may the Fleas of a thousand
camels infest your armpits.

WITH ALL MY COMPLIMENTS

**I also have a style 2 parking violation. Check out my other auctions!

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Questions & Comments
Original
LOL! Your auction is too funny. Great idea. In NYC they would just litter with it. :(
Mar 4th, 2010 at 7:16:24 AM PST by
Original
I know they are funny. I have had several auctions for these. People really like them. :) I guess I will keep offering them until they die out. I have one I want to create thats really funny. Just trying to put it all together. It should be up in a week. :)
Mar 4th, 2010 at 10:06:16 AM PST by
Original
Hey!!! What a laugh!!! I am retired form the State of NC Criminal Judicial System and I sure would love some of these for my cop friends. Hey these are awesome. What in the world made you think of something this good? Your're a GREAT asset to Listia.com. I might have to bid.
Mar 8th, 2010 at 7:48:00 PM PST by
Original
Hahaha. These are great. Boy does this bring back memories. Years ago friends and I had business cards that basically were for the same purpose. The last line read" May the fleas of a thousand camels infest your crotch and eat" lol
Mar 8th, 2010 at 8:32:46 PM PST by

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