The listing, Grow a Date!!! has ended.
Ya know, this is a cool concept.
Every guy wants a woman that's not high maintenance. This is about as easy as it gets right here. You open the package, give her some water, and she's happy. She grows. That's her thing.
She doesn't want to be added to your bank account. She doesn't need conversation. She won't want you to adopt a puppy and give it a silly name. No shopping trips, and hey, she won't steal your 'tater chips when you're not looking...
In the grand scheme of things, I'd call this a "Grow a Cougar Date" because she's been in there a while. I know this gal will make someone very happy!!
Good luck bidders, and happy dating!!!