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The listing, Paper shreds PART TWO! Assorted shapes, colors & sizes BONUS: 25K+bids= Paper shredder included! has ended.

BY POPULAR LISTIA DEMAND*

You read that correctly!
100% paper shreds up for bids!
Paper cuts and bandages not included or needed ;)
Great collection of multifaceted, shaped and colored bitties former expired coupons, flyers, junk mail, newspapers, office memos, magazines, and stalker notes -if you find them-
100% real paper shreds in a variety of shapes and sizes due to a sudden trip through a paper shredder.
Bids over 25K. wins THE paper shredder!

NO GIN!

All evidence conveniently packaged in 1 shreds-filled quart plastic bags sent in USPS envelope or box:
499-1000= 1 bag
2K= 2 bagfuls
3K= 3 bagfuls
4K= small box
5K= shoe box
8K= medium box
10K = large box
15K= we're gonna need a bigger box
BONUS
25K+ Paper Shredder in the box! Unshredded, extremely well packaged and potty trained.

Hours and days of FUN in a bag/box! Your chance to get supplies needed for:
accessories
ambiance
art
barbecue lint
beads
burning
camouflage
chimney fuel
clothing
confetti
composting
cushions
decor
enhancements for selected body part(s)
envelopes
filler
fuel
furniture
gardening
hairdos
insulation
hiding evidence
jewelry
'leaves' pile
litter box
mattress bed
mulch
nests
packaging
papermache
parades
party
pillows
plaster
practical jokes (don't get me started!)
reading (optional)
recycling
rugs
sculptures
showers
snow
sweeping lessons
tinsel
vacuuming tutorials
wreaths
wallpaper
and of course scrap-booking (duh!)

BONUS for every? watchers. Oh YES!

All shreds come from a NON SMOKING PET FREE environment. Please verify your address and ask any item questions BEFORE placing your bid.
~ALL LISTIA RULES APPLY~
Shipping: Monday April 7, 2014

Cut up some bids! Get that Shredder! Bid now before fringe benefits are scrap!!!

*really! I had no idea either until my previous auction ended..OH BOY! The paper trail evidence without a shred of doubt.... well... you know.... ENJOY!

Questions & Comments

Haha, here again!

Mar 15th, 2014 at 2:38:55 PM PDT by

welcome back to the Crafter's Den of the insane and genius.... me being the insane one of course...

Mar 16th, 2014 at 8:13:12 AM PDT by

AWESOME!! And there's Bigfoot front and center!! :) I'ma watchin' for now but ya never know when flying monkeys, woops I mean bids may be poppin out!

Mar 15th, 2014 at 2:34:01 PM PDT by

Yes, I brought my buddy back from the recycling bin, he was just hanging around.... fringe and shreds and all his big personality... thanks for coming back and watching, both for the bids and the monkeys.... do let me know if you spot any of the latter.... that means it's time for me to go bananas.... woops, too late.

Mar 16th, 2014 at 8:16:14 AM PDT by

So funny, love your auctions. Back again for ya. :-)

Mar 15th, 2014 at 11:05:30 PM PDT by

sweetie!, you came back for mo' mo' mo'.....I can't resist those puppy eyes.... if they had dimples I'd be through!

Mar 16th, 2014 at 8:12:04 AM PDT by

Giggled thru these pics! I have this kind of mountain at work! Great incorporation of your own pics in these shots! who knew there'd be so many uses! fanned you!

Mar 16th, 2014 at 6:05:10 AM PDT by

I....am.... e-v-e-r-y-w-h-e-r-e! (I can be, time allowing, that is..) enjoy enjoy and feel free to laugh at me... just not too hard..and of course, bid to get your share!

Mar 16th, 2014 at 8:11:10 AM PDT by

Already a F, here for ya W #7 =)

Mar 17th, 2014 at 10:07:52 AM PDT by

thank you so much! I don't mind getting an F this time!

Mar 17th, 2014 at 9:21:52 PM PDT by

Probably the best auction I have ever saw. I literally loled

Mar 18th, 2014 at 7:04:06 AM PDT by

I hope you get better from *that*...;) Thanks for the visit and keep enjoying the fun!

Mar 18th, 2014 at 7:20:22 AM PDT by

Just don't know about these people ...don't they know FUN when they see it??? I have been working on ideas to make my own Bigfoot from re-purposed paper shreds and when I get to making it and it's all finished I will have to send you a pic, or maybe auction it off here? I will have to wait for a few days of hotter weather to make my Bigfoot tho because it will need to dry well first.

I have been thinking too that the pic could be Swamp Thing too. I mean just my wild ideas and I watch alot of horror/monster movies, keeps me entertained as I sit here in my castle tower :) I am ready for some Spring flowers and I bet I could use paper shreds to make some!

Cmon people make some bidding action happen here already! I need something to do for 16 more days, hahaha!!!!! Maybe we need to open the doors and let all the people out so they can bid??

Mar 20th, 2014 at 11:46:21 AM PDT by

I guess...they too... are.....

"Frozen"...

no fear dear, when it gets closer to the last days, this whole thing will have a serious meltdown... keep those bids warm and ready to set this offer on fire!....

don't worry, the shreds are safe from any flames at this point ;0)

Mar 23rd, 2014 at 12:51:39 AM PDT by

Love it

Mar 20th, 2014 at 1:09:20 PM PDT by

I thank you for loving it ;)

Mar 23rd, 2014 at 12:48:15 AM PDT by

Glad to see u listed another one. i just love it. every since the last one iv thought of a few things to use it for. number one is bedding for the animals........way cheaper then what i pay for it at the pet shop thats for sure, the rabbits cages, even my chickens laying beds.... thats just one iv thought of

Mar 22nd, 2014 at 6:59:59 PM PDT by

welcome back! you have some awesome chickens! they lay BEDS!, whoa... those must be some amazing scrambled sheets... would gladly donate these shreds for their cause...

Mar 23rd, 2014 at 1:21:47 AM PDT by

Hehe yep... There amazing....
Ur Awesome...

Mar 23rd, 2014 at 9:09:59 AM PDT by

so are you!

thumbs up!

Mar 23rd, 2014 at 11:10:51 AM PDT by

F&W.....very different and with ingenuity.....how does it go? "needing is the mother of invention"?......something like that! jajajajajaja

Apr 4th, 2014 at 1:26:06 PM PDT by

I know what you mean, here I am, running with crayons... oh wait, scissoring within the lines...

uh...
just grateful for your support!

Good luck!!!!

Apr 5th, 2014 at 5:32:11 AM PDT by

"Necessity is the mother of invention"....Duh.....

Apr 4th, 2014 at 1:34:06 PM PDT by

Yuip

but

why unnecessary stuff gets invented? I already own umbrellas for my air conditioned shoes, a walking sleeping bag for my usb pet rock, cases of diet water, and my still brand new in the box since 2009 DVD rewinder. Now I have to find my gas powered flashlight to find them all... maybe even put them here on listia....

My common sense ain't that common... *ting!*

Apr 5th, 2014 at 5:47:58 AM PDT by

This is a very interesting list. I had to watch this. I am already a fan of yours.

Apr 4th, 2014 at 4:47:03 PM PDT by

Thanks a lot dear and good luck on your bid! The clock is a-ticking and my nerves are a -wrecking....

Apr 5th, 2014 at 5:29:56 AM PDT by

Never stay in the lines....when someone tells me to stay in the lines, I run in and out of the lines....maybe I need to borrow your air conditioned shoes!!

Apr 5th, 2014 at 6:19:07 AM PDT by

***** LAST UPDATE ******

OOOOOHHHH!
AWWWWWWW!
AAAAAAAHHHHHH!
OHMYGOSHOHMYGOSHOHMYGOSHOHMYGOSH!

OHMYGOSH!

That is what you will say too when you own these multifaceted and superdeeduper versatile bits of cuties.

You may win the PAPER SHREDDER, how cool is that?
BUT WAIT! THERE'S MORE ;)

BONUS watcher prizes!
so click click click click that
ADD TO WATCHLIST
button like it's a doorbell baybeee....
I will add a BONUS PRIZE for each time the mystery number is reached....
(as of this writing it has been reached once, and getting closer to the 2nd!)
each prize better than the previous one!

(cue suspense music) tan tan taaaaaaaaan!

Even better:
NO GIN

so........

♫ Last day... last chance to update ♪♫...
(was that Donna Summer?)
Last chance
Last chance for those
Yes, it's your last chance
For bidding alright
Oh Oh
I need you
to watch me
Bid on me,
or laugh at me
Don't hold bids
to scold me
'Cause when I'm glad
You're also glad

So last chance the last dance
Let's watch not just glance
Let's dance this bid war
alriiiiiiight

-Disco ball drops-

Let's dance toooniiiiiiiiiiight!
*(epic Saturday Night Fever Pose)*

Sorry, whose disco wig is this?

Apr 5th, 2014 at 5:26:57 AM PDT by

Paper shreds PART TWO! Assorted shapes, colors & sizes BONUS: 25K+bids= Paper shredder included! is in the Crafts | Scrapbooking & Paper Crafts category