FREE: Oooooo....Check It Out! Official Marlboro Wall-Mount Bottle Opener!

The listing, Oooooo....Check It Out! Official Marlboro Wall-Mount Bottle Opener! has ended.

Found this at a yard sale! Nice collectible....or....USE it! It's a wall-mounted bottle opener....the old fashioned way to open a bottle.

This obviously was a premium from Marlboro. Brand new - Never used! Comes in orginal box and mounting stuff.

I'm sure this came out of a Marlboro premium catalog. You know the kind I mean......where you send in the UPC code off of 380 cartons of Marlboros, along with 76,000 Marlboro butts, a secret password, a copy of your birth certficate and passport, letters of testimony from at least 6 friends that witnessed you buy, and smoke, all 76,000 Marlboros, a current police report, your Social Security number, your credit score, a letter from your doctor, a letter from your mommy......and, a full-frontal nude photograph of yourself. Put all that together, include $215.95 in cash....and in approximately 18 weeks, this will arrive at your front door. However.....you won't have to do all of that, because it's right here, right now, just for you!

Size, you ask? It's 2 5/8" wide X 3 3/8" from top to bottom.

Oh.....and it also has a most cool horseshoe on it!

Yes, folks....this little ditty is an absolute MUST HAVE! In fact, I fully expect Listia's site to crash because of the overload of bids this will generate. So....make sure you bid early, and HIGH, or you may get shut out at the end.

Yep....I have a feeling this could break all Listia records. I've already notified the Guiness Book of World Records people...and they are watching! Just think....YOU could be in the book as the all time high bidder!

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