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The listing, 9 Pounds Of Random apCray Auction #5 (or maybe 6) has ended.

Random pile of junk (9 pounds in a medium flat rate) that is far better off at your house than mine. shipped anywhere USA priority with tracking.

So you know ahead of time, if you plan on asking a question that asks me to do something for you? the answer is probably no. can you lower the days? can I swap the the silly Monopoly cards for something cool? will you only ship me this because I don't want that? if I give you X amount of credits can I just get this? Will you GIN for x credits? No,No,No, EN Ohhh, and No.
And don't forget the ever popular will you ship to Canada, Dubai, or Slobovia?-again no
These are all questions I have had to answer (sometimes several times in the same auction)
and sorry I didn't measure anything please use pictures to judge size.

Costume jewelry 3 necklaces and one bracelet
2 New Lexmark 85 color ink cartridges
One Oscar Mayer wiener whislte
Mad Catz Memory card with case (for PS1 0r 2?)
Brand new set trivial pursuit totally 80's pawns
Energizer Nicd Battery charger (AA or AAA)
Corona Bottle cozy with zipper
Led Zeppelin II on cassette
3 pounds of colored non-hardening modeling clay (green,red,blue)
Webster's crossword dictionary
two orange glo-sticks
Stainless drink strainer-new
Rumple Minze shot glass-pipe-bubble blower thingy?
Green Rabbits foot new
Dream Catcher (new in package)
Snow globe initial E new
Antique looking bottle (thick heavy glass)
New package of red-orange "high elephant's tusk" chopsticks
Camel Tin
Sudoku electronic puzzle pen new
Ultrasonic pest repeller with red led (plug in) new
8 Christmas themed Note pads
PS2 tiger woods 2005 (2 copies)
PS2 madden 2005
power boat racing PSX
USB to mini USB cable (short)
partial decks of cards for monopoly and monop jr.
TNT fireworks temp tattoos and sticker
AAA sticker
All this can be yours!!!!

Questions & Comments

Wow!!! Very entertaining. Not interested, but gonna watch for the heck of it. Good luck with the super rare chop sticks. Lol

Jun 21st, 2014 at 3:47:21 AM PDT by

How can you not want the chopsticks? They are purported to be the possession of the ancient Pharaoh Narmer, The key to a long lost treasure, and they are also magical. (and may cure baldness in men)

Jun 21st, 2014 at 6:52:21 AM PDT by

this is true. i also own a extremely rare set of magical plastic chopsticks. though unlike yours, mine were forged from the finest polypropylene for a ancient Chinese monk. they will not cure baldness, but posses the uncanny, magical ability to make me feel full when using them to eat Chinese food. its crazy, i know...good luck with this auction. F&W

Jun 21st, 2014 at 7:42:58 AM PDT by

With great power comes great....well you know the rest. I thought these being of such renowned lineage along with the other fine trinkets, and bobbles. should command at least a bazillion credits :-)
fanned you

Jun 21st, 2014 at 10:32:11 AM PDT by

Hmm u seem intresting to me..... I do not understand emotions very well..... but can mimic them, not very well of course, I study human emotion but still it confounds me.

Jun 21st, 2014 at 10:52:26 PM PDT by

I'd like to think i'm very interesting. (runs away)

Jun 22nd, 2014 at 5:57:51 AM PDT by

Funny stuff!! :) Loved that conversation!! F&W!!

Jun 23rd, 2014 at 11:07:25 AM PDT by

Humor is something everyone should try and experience.
fanned you

Jun 23rd, 2014 at 7:11:25 PM PDT by

Oh my! I don't even know how I stumbled upon your auction as none of your mystical treasures matches my search but now am Watching and Fanned as the humor I found is worth more than the item I search for to end my day :-)

Jun 27th, 2014 at 9:14:47 PM PDT by

It's very simple. Giant boxes of crud like this one, tend to have their own gravity. ( this is an example of a top salesman talking up the merchandise by calling it "crud" )

Jun 27th, 2014 at 10:54:56 PM PDT by

Saw the chop sticks and just got a terrible craving for chinese!

Jun 19th, 2014 at 2:47:59 PM PDT by

As far as plastic chopsticks go: I couldn't find any info on these, so they must be very rare, and worth millions!

Jun 19th, 2014 at 2:51:09 PM PDT by

Actually u can order the chopsticks on ebay thru country it's self or thru amazon in bulk orders.....another reason there is so many is cause Chinese and Japanese restaurants give them out and if people want more for big orders they give them out in bulk packages like that and u can most likely find those ones in particular in the little Chinese area in new York

Jun 20th, 2014 at 10:12:58 PM PDT by

Sigh...humor escapes you I can tell. Anyway go find some high elephant's tusk brand chopsticks on Ebay or Amazon, and get back to me.

Jun 20th, 2014 at 11:35:46 PM PDT by

Once again human emotions astound me... No I don't understand sarcasm.... If that is what u were getting at.... And as far as searching for some... No thanks I have a pair from Japan my brother got them when he was deployed right out of boot camp many years ago so I have the real thing. Thanks

Jun 20th, 2014 at 11:46:00 PM PDT by

You seem to be getting more confused as we continue. It's not sarcasm. It's a tactic known as Amplio ad absurdum, Whereby even a tiny plastic stick can be elevated to outrageous proportions. I also did not tell you to look up high elephant's tusk brand so that you could find some for yourself but, more to establish the difficulty I had in finding any information at all. But rest assured, if you change your mind, and decide you want to pay a million dollars for some "rare" plastic chopsticks, that I will be there for you, to take your million dollars. <not sarcasm

Jun 21st, 2014 at 6:44:12 AM PDT by

Hmmm, I think they might clash with my magical soup bowl from the Chow Chow Dynasty that gives the owner etetnal youth. Too much power for one person.

Jun 21st, 2014 at 10:13:45 AM PDT by

My personal set of chopsticks are imbued with dragon feathers, and unicorn poo, (at least that's what the guy said when he sold them to me)
Very powerful

Jun 21st, 2014 at 10:28:22 AM PDT by

Love these comments! W&F!!! (Another Listian I'll be auction stalking! Hey, the 1st gets regular bids & wins from me......) Some of the items are nifty, too. (Others I have identical counterparts in my junk drawer......)

RE chopsticks: I have a set from a restaurant in a wrapper whose instructions end with "Now you can pick up anything!" I've been keeping them for their magickal power but thus far they've not worked. Are they missing the dragon feathers and unicorn poo or did I just get a cheap-knock-off or what?

Jun 27th, 2014 at 2:37:35 PM PDT by

Now you can pick up anything huh? i'll trade you my personal set of chopsticks then I can pick up the (mostly) perfect woman I asked for at Christmas time and never got.
Fanning you :-)

Jun 27th, 2014 at 4:19:16 PM PDT by

just for the laughs I got reading these comments for the last 1/2 hour-I must F&W!!

Jul 5th, 2014 at 7:30:04 PM PDT by

Epic Novela of apCray ---
fanned you

Jul 5th, 2014 at 7:33:49 PM PDT by

I am honored!

Jul 5th, 2014 at 7:59:40 PM PDT by

Yes you are now in a very tight knit group of two thousand or so.
Don't worry, I will teach you the password, and the secret handshake.

Jul 5th, 2014 at 10:18:38 PM PDT by

I am guessing it is because you are so quick witted...LOL...you have been so nice to some of the comments that just don't even make any sense at all. Keep up your attitude and Witt.

Jul 3rd, 2014 at 1:24:14 PM PDT by

You might have me confused with an "actual" nice person....but I don't mind.
If you can keep your wit about you while all others are losing theirs, and blaming you. The world will be yours and everything in it, what's more, you'll be a man, my son.
In respect to Rudyard Kipling, That can't be plagiarism because I removed the "S"
:-)

Jul 4th, 2014 at 6:27:38 AM PDT by

I can send uncle Tony to reacquire the chopsticks and he can make all of your wedding trouble disappear. For a small fee of course... He is kind of partial to livestock.

Jul 5th, 2014 at 8:16:24 AM PDT by

Tony can take up ownership rights with the new owner. In the meantime: "Tony, meet Bubba, Bubba Tony if you guys get along well there's a wedding scheduled, and you can have it for free." (livestock and all)

Jul 5th, 2014 at 11:43:52 AM PDT by

Nightrummage, I still want my chopsticks back but dang I am impressed with this!

Jul 5th, 2014 at 8:02:29 AM PDT by

I did not take your chopsticks, and I resent the implication sir. I already have enough troubles dodging a wedding, and whatnot.

Jul 5th, 2014 at 8:07:33 AM PDT by

F&W but cant afford your crap. Maybe #6 or #7. if you breed the 5 legged rabbit by then you should have a couple more lucky feet to throw in.I Need all of the luck that i can get. WISH YOU GOOD LUCK OR SHOULD I SAY GOOD FORTUNE ON THIS ONE

Jul 4th, 2014 at 7:26:12 PM PDT by

apCray this is a family show. (except for the talk of amputation, or human trafficking)
fanned you

Jul 4th, 2014 at 10:03:58 PM PDT by

I now f&w just because this is the most hilarious auction by far:) I may even bid, lord knows I need more crap....... thank you for such an entertaining auction!!!

Jul 4th, 2014 at 3:34:12 PM PDT by

I giant box filled with apCray, An auction to fill everyone's heart with glee! (making choking noises)

Jul 4th, 2014 at 10:00:29 PM PDT by

Funny how life works out. One day you're posting items on Listia, the next it's farm animals, a woman, and a shotgun wedding. God Bless America!

Jul 4th, 2014 at 3:26:11 PM PDT by

shotgun wedding? I'm going to look for another pair of socks. I know it's summertime but, I think i'm getting cold feet.

Jul 4th, 2014 at 9:58:23 PM PDT by

Oh good Grapes, NightRummage Man (?) Your wisdom and humor should be on the auction block! I would pay a heckova lot more for that than your whatever your drawls are full of. lmbo....p.s. I think I love you*

Jul 4th, 2014 at 7:49:48 AM PDT by

That makes two of us that love me, lol
I think i'm already betrothed to Julie now, and there's goats, and other farm animals involved, or some such weirdness. I'm not quite sure what's going on there.

Jul 4th, 2014 at 8:01:30 AM PDT by

I never thought much about the power or magic in Chopsticks but I was pretty darned proud to be the only one at my table that new how to use them. Being the entrepreneur I am, I only charged a dollar per lesson. Hey, they had to eat! Easy-Peasy earnings.

Jul 3rd, 2014 at 10:35:08 PM PDT by

A dollar seems just right. I'm making the assumption that you know the people you're breaking bread with.

Confucius say:

It would also be wise to remember that you may only teach a customer once, and without a constant stream of students, your income will dry up. You will be left with chopsticks,and an empty bowl.

Jul 4th, 2014 at 6:35:21 AM PDT by

Ah, they go by all names. And maybe one day, if I do not win this auction, I shall come across another pair of magic chopsticks. A woman can dream.

Jul 1st, 2014 at 5:56:08 PM PDT by

Lol you're funny, if your friend Julie is anything like you, I'll take her! :-)

Jul 3rd, 2014 at 7:55:35 AM PDT by

She's an exact replica of me. Sometimes moody, funny, sarcastic and loves goats. I can see a long future between the two of you. Goat as the best man, Pig as the matron of honor. It shall be a blessed day for human and livestock alike!

Jul 3rd, 2014 at 1:20:28 PM PDT by

Wow, to think I was only trying to give away some stuff. Now i'm involved in some sort of animal farm wedding. Good for me! (I guess)

Jul 4th, 2014 at 6:19:56 AM PDT by

I do not know how I came across this auction. But by far this is the most hilarious and the longest conversation of an auction that anyone has had on here so far. I love the chopstick story and the rabbit one also. The replies are priceless. Fanned and watching and waiting for the next response to this hilarious "Days of My Auction" (Days of Our Lives). ;-)

Jul 2nd, 2014 at 3:15:48 PM PDT by

And the conversation keeps getting longer too. I'm not quite sure how that happens...lol

Jul 3rd, 2014 at 7:58:28 AM PDT by

Where has this auction been my whole life? Will you accept my first born for the magical chopsticks? He cooks, cleans, and whines mostly but I'll trade fair and square.

Jun 30th, 2014 at 2:42:47 PM PDT by

Firstly, I'm not sure about your whole life but, this auction has been right here for the last two weeks.
second, I believe your offer for the first born (however flattering) violates some silly human trafficking law, and the "If I give you X amount of credits can I just get this? " part of my auction disclaimer.

Jun 30th, 2014 at 6:28:45 PM PDT by

Oooo, Bubba ain't gonna like cold feet. Did I mention Bubba? He's Julie's momma's uncle's son's nephew's brother. Hold on, I hear banjos playing. The pigs are squealing in harmony.

Jul 5th, 2014 at 10:06:45 AM PDT by

I have the perfect guy for Julie. In the meantime: "Tony, meet Bubba, Bubba Tony if you guys get along well there's a wedding scheduled, and you can have it for free." (livestock and all)

Jul 5th, 2014 at 11:44:27 AM PDT by

F&W Great Auction

Jul 5th, 2014 at 10:47:11 AM PDT by

thanks fanned you.

Jul 5th, 2014 at 11:44:50 AM PDT by

I do believe you made Bubba happy. Julie is heartbroken but this will only make the 43rd time. She'll be fine.

Jul 5th, 2014 at 2:49:36 PM PDT by

Tell her she will be missed, and that i'm sorry (runs away again)

Jul 5th, 2014 at 3:08:40 PM PDT by

Did I see you on Deliverance? Sure seems like I remember something about squealing pigs and bubba's. However, I never new a drawer full or apCray would be such a great conversation piece. Hum...(stop and think on that) lol

Jul 5th, 2014 at 6:30:51 PM PDT by

You're not winning this anymore, if you really loved me (sniff) you would bid a bazillion credits and take this home for yourself. (wink,wink)

Jul 5th, 2014 at 7:35:46 PM PDT by

lmbo!!! I meant to talk to you about that "love" thing. I believe in long engagements and cheap dates. Not necessarily in that order. Or I don't have a bazillion credits...but love you anyway....oh gawd! Im so confused.

Jul 5th, 2014 at 9:49:52 PM PDT by

You're in to cheap engagements--- got it.

Jul 5th, 2014 at 10:25:24 PM PDT by

can't wait!

Jul 5th, 2014 at 10:28:17 PM PDT by

lol

Jul 6th, 2014 at 5:23:50 AM PDT by

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