FREE: SHRED THIS! Assorted paper shapes, colors & sizes BONUS: 30K+bids= Paper shredder WON

The listing, SHRED THIS! Assorted paper shapes, colors & sizes BONUS: 30K+bids= Paper shredder WON has ended.

100% real paper shreds in a variety of shapes and sizes due to a sudden trip through a paper shredder.
AND
30K+ credits wins THE paper shredder!
Paper cuts/bandages not included/needed

Great collection of multifaceted, shaped colored bitties former expired coupons, flyers, junk mail, newspapers, office memos, magazines, and stalker notes -if you find them-

SHREDDER:
Design Concepts
Used but overall great working condition
Rocking AC/DC.
Small cosmetic scratches do not affect shredding powers. Straight cut style, 5 inches wide opening.
Top On / Off and Reverse switch.
Pull out lip fits onto small trashcan or shoe box! (as shown).
Made in China.
I feel like I should hand you the keys..

NO GIN!

All evidence conveniently packaged
499-1000= 1 quart sized bag
2K= 2 bagfuls
3K= 3 bagfuls
4K= small box
5K= shoe box
8K= medium box
10K = large box
15K= we're gonna need a bigger box
BONUS
30K+ Paper Shredder won!!! Unshredded and potty trained.

Hours and days of FUN in a bag/box!
Get supplies needed for:
accessories
ambiance
art
barbecue lint
beads
burning
camouflage
chimney fuel
clothing
confetti
composting
cushions
decor
enhancements for selected body part(s)
envelopes
filler
fuel
furniture
gardening
hairdos
insulation
hiding evidence
jewelry
'leaves' pile
litter box
mattress bed
mulch
nests
packaging
papermache
parades
party
pillows
plaster
practical jokes (don't get me started!)
reading (optional)
recycling
rugs
sculptures
showers
snow
sweeping lessons
tinsel
vacuuming tutorials
wreaths
wallpaper
and of course scrap-booking (duh!)

All items come from a NON SMOKING PET FREE environment. Please verify correct address and ask item questions BEFORE placing your bid.
~ALL LISTIA RULES APPLY~
Shipping: Saturday August 9, 2014

Get that Shredder! Cut up some bids! Bid before fringe benefits are scrap without a trail or shred of doubt.... .... ENJOY!