The listing, FAR T MACHINE 2 - JOKES - PARTIES has ended.
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This auction is for FAR T MACHINE 2
This item is used, but works perfect.
The Remote Controlled far t Machine is the high tech replacement for the now obsolete rubber Whoopee Cushion.
Armed with this device, you can embarrass your victim, whenever the mood strikes you.
Hide the sound box, then press the remote control at the appropriate time to "let it rip"!
I just put a new 12V batterie in the remote , you just need a 9V for the base.
Note:
Most times you will receive your item within 5-20 business days after I mail your item with canada post.
If you live in the US, please remember the item MUST clear customs first, this can take anywhere from 1 day to 10 days.. Depending on customs , this is out of my control... I do fill out customs paperwork to try and make it go faster..
I will only ship to Verified Listia addresses, it is your responsibility after the auction ends to get verified, I do not send reminders or walk you through each step.
If you do not get verified within 7 days, I will realist the item, best bet so you do not lose the item is to get verified first before bidding.
All my auctions come from a smoke free house.
If you GIN or Bid by mistake this is not my problem, should you win the auction and change your mind, this is not my problem!!
Once you get your item, you can repost it if you want..
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Gin is placed on my auction for those Listians that like to use GIN, if you do not like GIN or think my GIN is too high, remember you can always bid!!
No one say you have to GIN!!!!
I only ship to addresses that have a Postal code or Zip code
in Canada & US . Should you win and not live in one of the 2 places, you will forfeit your credits and the item.
Thank you