FREE: Dear Dumb Diary, Me! Just Like You, Only Better) by Jim Benton

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This is a Scholastic book!

The book has 144 pages.

Jim Benton Is a New York Times bestselling author! These tales are from Mackerel Middle School... Being awesome is only half the battle.

Dear Dumb Diary:

A long time ago, I wrote a letter to the president about the space program and how it would be a good idea for ME to select the people who should be shot into space.

I made a lot of very good points about who should be selected, such as weight, ease of stuffing into a bag and tossing into my a rocket, unnatural blondeness of hair and how much happier our Earth would be as a result.

I was much younger when I wrote it, and I understand that my ideas would not have been seriously considered.

But that was six months ago and NOW I think I am QUALIFIED to choose!!

You will also get a sneak peek inside The Dairy Of Jamie Kelly, who promises that everything she writes is true... Or at least as true as it needs to be!!

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