The listing, Stocking Stuffer Anyone?? REACH Toof-brush - NIP!!! has ended.
HOLY MOLEY! What a GREAT idea!!! A brand new REACH toof-brush! It's exactly what you need to give to that "special" someone.....especially if they have a "breath issue". The toofy-brush will clean out the crud, garbage, slime, grit, grime, cooties, stinky breath seeds, hair, stringy saliva...and anything else that may have crawled in there overnight. Yes, folks...it will leave you with a kissy sweet oral cavity (AKA: mouth)! Now....is that a deal, or what! BUT WAIT......if you call in the next 10 minutes, we will include a 10 pound tube of Mother Fletcher's Homestyle Toof-Paste....made of the finest Peruvian beeswax and kerosine.. Guaranteed to kill any and all bacteria....or at least scare it to death. It will leave your pie hole and choppers feeling fantastic! BUT WAIT (some more)...if you call with your credit card at the ready, we will also include 6,000 yards of Mother Fletcher's Dental Flossy, made from the ear hairs of an old, very old, Portuguese monk...carefully spun into a fine floss that you'll flip over. BUT WAIT...there's even MORE. If you call within the next 2 seconds, we'll quadruple the order. Just pay separate shipping and handling of $8,676. (Those Portuguese monks are hard to find)