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Description

The listing, HAPPY FUN GEODE - LARGE BASEBALL SIZE CUT IN HALF - LOTS OF FUN has ended.

It's FUN! It's HAPPY. IT'S HAPPY FUN GEODE!

Yes, it's Happy Fun Geode! The natural toy sensation that's sweeping the nation! Normally only $99.99 at participating stores! But why wait? Get one today on LISTIA for a ZERO CREDIT START AND FREE SHIPPING TOO!

Nice baseball size geode that I cracked in half. The two pieces fit together perfectly (see picture number two). Beautiful GREY and CLEAR crystalline features inside. The camera does not do it justice! Perfect for geode collection!

FREE SHIPPING AND ZERO CREDIT START!!!

Warning: Pregnant women, the elderly, and children under 10 should avoid prolonged exposure to Happy Fun Geode.

Caution: Happy Fun Geode may suddenly accelerate to dangerous speeds.

Happy Fun Geode contains a liquid core, which, if exposed due to rupture, should not be touched, inhaled, or looked at.

Do not use Happy Fun Geode on concrete.

Discontinue use of Happy Fun Geode if any of the following occurs:
itching
vertigo
dizziness
tingling in extremities
loss of balance or coordination
slurred speech
temporary blindness
profuse sweating
or heart palpitations.

If Happy Fun Geode begins to smoke, get away immediately. Seek shelter and cover head.

Happy Fun Geode may stick to certain types of skin.

When not in use, Happy Fun Geode should be returned to its special container and kept under refrigeration. Failure to do so relieves the makers of Happy Fun Geode, Wacky Products Incorporated, and its parent company, Global Chemical Unlimited, of any and all liability.

Ingredients of Happy Fun Geode include an unknown glowing green substance which fell to Earth, presumably from outer space.

Happy Fun Geode has been shipped to our troops in Saudi Arabia and is being dropped by our warplanes on Iraq.

Do not taunt Happy Fun Geode.

Happy Fun Geode comes with a lifetime warranty.

Happy Fun Geode! Accept no substitutes!

Questions & Comments

Yes - If it was thrown at someone, then it could be considered dangerous. But otherwise no. It's just a cool looking geode!

Apr 4th, 2016 at 10:59:33 AM PDT by

Hahaha!!! I think I am one of the few people that get the description... good ol' SNL reference, dude! Definitel watching & fanned u too :)

Apr 7th, 2016 at 3:47:39 AM PDT by

Winner winner chicken dinner! Thank you =)

Apr 7th, 2016 at 7:03:14 AM PDT by

Thank you!!! Very funny!

Apr 9th, 2016 at 3:54:47 PM PDT by

Heh heh heh! I am totally unable to say your username without hearing it in Homers voice!

Apr 9th, 2016 at 5:25:30 PM PDT by

LOVED this auction by the way! :-)

Apr 13th, 2016 at 3:39:29 PM PDT by

Yes it was fun!!!!

Apr 13th, 2016 at 3:40:07 PM PDT by

can you tell me more about this item?is it dangerous?

Apr 4th, 2016 at 10:24:10 AM PDT by

I was pretty impressed with myself. I swear, I cant remember anything of importance anymore, but SNL... got it! :)

Apr 8th, 2016 at 5:09:36 PM PDT by

I like it n I like you too. Nuk Nuk Nuk .My roommate 's hubby is a Curly Fan. F n W

Apr 12th, 2016 at 7:04:01 AM PDT by

Yup everyone loves Curly but Larry has always been my favorite Stooge. I met him in person in the early 70's a year or two before he died. He was still as funny as heck despite having had a stroke!

Apr 12th, 2016 at 7:09:03 AM PDT by

I as already on this wait list as well as the magnifying light one. I will not tread into jokes regarding pants with this one, we'd all be in trouble. Can Happy Fun Geode eliminate about 2/3 of my competion for me?

Apr 12th, 2016 at 7:09:14 AM PDT by

Happy Fun Geode relies on 60% physics, 20% radiation and 20% unknown. It can be thrown directly at the competition (handle with gloves) or it can be lit on fire (run away and do not breath smoke). Either method will effectively cull the competition!

Have fun - but remember not to look directly at Happy Fun Geode and be sure to return it to its containment vessel (not included).

Apr 12th, 2016 at 10:25:20 AM PDT by

oh great, now I have to buy a containment vessel? You prob sell those at a low cost of just 3 payments of $79.98.

Apr 12th, 2016 at 11:56:48 AM PDT by

Love this! I had to question myslef twice if I had the right thing.

Apr 13th, 2016 at 9:15:48 AM PDT by

Well, I'm out... Congrats to the winner!

Apr 13th, 2016 at 3:38:53 PM PDT by

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