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***ALL I KNOW ABOUT ANIMAL BEHAVIOR***
***I LEARNED IN LOEHMANN'S DRESSING ROOM***

Author: Erma Bombeck
Paperback: 197 pages

Sometimes animals in the wild and humans conduct courtship in similar ways. A male Adelie penguin travels two hundred miles to reach rookeries where female penguins breed. He drops a stone in front of one of his perspective suiter's, and if she accepts it with a bow, they mate! Sound familiar? Same thing with our species. A man drops a gem in front of us and we have it appraised! If the rock is worth what we think it is, it's a go!
A male scorpion offers his bride-to-be a substantial amount of food before she consents to have anything to do with him and then they get down to the mating game!
Single woman have known for a long time that there is no free lunch!

!!You will be rolling on the floor with laughter thru the whole book!!


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