FREE: Ancient Alien Artifact Skull ?????

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I have what I believe* to be an ancient alien artifact skull that was maybe probably but not actually dug up 300 years ago by a time travelling Indiana Jones and that little asian kid he used to hang around with.** It has been speculated*** that this may be the shrunken head of the last king of Atlantis. The native Tardians**** believe that just by carrying this skull in your pocket you will gain great wealth***** and maybe have sex with an actual female before you die.******

*seller does not believe that
** ok that's just a lie
*** by the seller's crazy uncle I'll bet
****seller is definitely part Tardian himself
***** ok,so why is his broke a** giving it away?
******I give up,bid on the damn thing if you want I'm outta here!