FREE: Pregnancy Test

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I had a dozen of these pregnancy tests, but after I took 11 tests, I had to finally face it, I'm not pregnant.

To explain. I was almost positive I was pregnant. I mean how else could you explain the weight gain, mood swings, cravings, and bouts of heat flashes? So, I ran out and got a dozen pregnancy tests and tried 11 before I got mad and went to my Dr. I explained how I was sure I was pregnant and all eleven tests must be defective. Imagine my embarrassment when (after he stopped laughing and composed himself) he told me that I was not pregnant, I was going through menopause and my belly was just getting big from eating too much. (I am still trying to digest this. How did this happen? When did I get so old? Oh and gaining weight? Now that was just rude.)

Well... I guess I won't be needing this, so my loss, your win.

Now if you'll excuse me, I need to go curl up in the corner and sob uncontrollably.