FREE: Betty Trucker RoadKill Helper

The listing, Betty Trucker RoadKill Helper has ended.

Fun gag item, not a real food item! Put this in your pantry and confuse people to no end.

If you have any ?s, ask ASAP, don't wait until last minute, then get mad that I didn't answer before auction ends. I check multiple times a day, but do have a life outside Listia as well.
I ship on MONDAYS following auction. If that is not soon enough for you, please don't bid.

If you are minor, DO NOT BID, minors not permitted on Listia.
If you are new, get verified BEFORE YOU BID, too many issues with this lately.

Non smoking, very pet friendly home.
No shipping outside US.
Winner must provide address thru VERIFIED LISTIA LINK w/in seven days or credits kept and item relisted. DO NOT SEND ADDRESS THRU EMAIL!!!
Do not ask to change days or lower starting bid. That is just rude. Sellers set things they way they do for a reason. If you don't like it, move on.
Any rude comments will get you blocked.
Please, winners should leave feedback upon arrival (or after any issues are resolved, if there are any), and then I will leave feedback. Thank you. If you are too lazy to leave feedback, you will be blocked.