FREE: Barn Again: A Memoir (The Invasive Species Series)(Paperback) by Alan Good

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Jonathan Barnard Jr. will do anything for his daughter, even betray his artistic ethos by writing a Pepsi-sponsored zombie novel called Space Zombies; or, Zombies From Space! so he can afford to send her to Harvard one day.

Barnard, infamous author of the Invasive Species series of books, first writes a collection of essays, but his agent, with a keener grasp of public tastes, burns most of the manuscript and orders him to produce a memoir, so he puts together a story covering the adventures and experiences he is comfortable sharing with the public: his experience in London as a banjo-plunking busker, his time as a bumbling eco-saboteur, his non-tenure-track tenure as a Dumpster-diving adjunct instructor. There's an accidental standoff with police that leads to the burning of his ex-wife's McMansion, a stint as a judge on Publish or Perish (a canceled reality show about undiscovered writers), and an aborted suicide-by-bear attempt.

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