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THIS IS IN NEW CONDITION AS IN THE PIC!!!

I found a million-dollar bill today.
No, really!
On the front is the usual portrait of a US President–
Rutherford B. Hayes–
and the “1,000,000? and even a serial number–
JS 2102COR135 G.
Do you get it? James 2:10 and 2 Corinthians 13:5.

On the back, on either side of a picture of George Washington crossing the Delaware, there is a short message lovingly framed in scrollwork in line with Washington’s gaze:

The million-dollar question: Will you go to Heaven when you die?
Here’s a quick test. Have you ever told a lie, stolen anything, or used God’s name in vain? Jesus said, “Whoever looks at a woman to lust for her has already committed adultery with her in his heart.” Have you looked with lust? Will you be guilty on Judgment Day? If you have done these things, God sees you as a lying, thieving, blasphemous adulterer at heart. The Bible warns that if you are guilty you will end up in hell. That’s not God’s will.

Then continues in Washington’s wake:

He sent His son to suffer and die on the cross for you. You broke God’s law. But Jesus paid your fine. That means he can legally dismiss your cause. He can commute your death sentence. “For God so loved the world that he gave his only begotten Son. That whoever believes in Him should not perish but have everlasting life.” Then He rose from the dead and defeated death. Please repent (turn from sin) today and trust alone in Jesus and God will grant you the gift of everlasting life. Then read your Bible daily and obey it.”
Questions & Comments
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*face palm* no, you can't use it in store's. it's fake. not much of a "Gag".
Apr 1st, 2012 at 9:01:20 PM PDT by
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*face palm*? OF COURSE its FAKE...DO you really think that a store will HAVE a million dollars to give change?
Apr 2nd, 2012 at 3:42:01 AM PDT by

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