FREE: Mystery envelope auction *FUN*

The listing, Mystery envelope auction *FUN* has ended.

Up for auction is the contents of one #10-sized envelope. (oooOOOooooooo)
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“Why, oh why would anyone want the contents of this envelope?” You may ask. Well, that's the fun part. I'm not telling anyone what's in it. I'm not even going to tell you it's value. I will tell you I'll do my very best to make you happy with winning my auction. These types of auctions on the old “ewwwwwwBay” were fun back in the day, before they stopped all the fun. So, let's do one on Listia.

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Those who want to make sure they're getting the highest possible value in their item need only do two things: Bid often and high (of course) and Tweet us all you want to! I'll even make you all a deal. If this auction gets 10,000 credits or 1,000 Tweets, I'll guarantee the item to be at least a $20 value.

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Might it be jewelry? I'm not saying. Is it cash? My lips are sealed Gift cards? Keep on guessing, it will do you no good. For all I'm saying, it could be all those things. It might just be a leaf from my back yard (but it would be a pretty one, if it were. I'm not that tacky. :D)

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This is not just an auction though! It's a great excuse for us all to meet and socialize and make a bunch of new friends (or at least “friendlies”) and maybe even an old grump or two. Whaddya say? Give it a bid! I'll ship worldwide for free. But I don't offer local pickup because I don't really want to meet anybody. If you want insurance it's $5 extra and can only be offered to U.S. bidders.

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BTW, this auction is sponsored by the nice folks (me) of http://Tradinguptoahome.info. Come see what's going on. It's a great program and worthy of being tweeted and shared. Thanks.