The listing, BEWARE OF GLUING FINGERS TOGETHER: SUPERGLUE NEW 4 TUBES of 3g each has ended.
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for sale (4) tubes of 3 grams of cyanoacrylate glue. it is the primary ingredient of crazy glue. it holds plastic,wood,rubber,metal, leather, ceramic, ect together. be careful, it also glues fingers together and eye lids... don't ask how we know.
this auction is for one blister pack of 4 tubes. it is perforated into 4 packs. i will be tearing them to fit in a padded envelope.
broken ceramics? dishes? plastics? wood? rubber? metal? even leather? how about your mother in law's mouth? that's right! this stuff works! want to keep the kids in bed! super glue them. want to make sure the remote stays on your arm chair? super glue it. i, my friend, am here to help!
everyone should have this at home, for those moments the accidents happen at the worst moments! sunday dinner guests and the vase just broke? dads pipe fell off the table? mom's figurines in the way of your soccer ball? super glue is here to help!
parents! please keep away from children. each tube holds 3g
you are not getting one tube!
you are not getting even two tubes!!
three tubes will go quickly, so we are sending you ****four...
that's all the fingers on your left hand! (duh! the other is the thumb!)
four tubes to carry you through life's mishaps! bid now, before the accident happens... you know you will need it tomorrow, next thursday, or when you least expect it! bid! i mean it, bid now!!!