FREE: "Fetch" Game Kit for Dogs

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For thousands of years, the dog has been man's best friend, and man has rewarded his noble and faithful pet by feeding him dead animals carcasses and playing games with him. Through history, the game called "Fetch" has been the favorite of dogs the world over!
Dogs love playing "Fetch" even better than playing with an Ipad, and now you can have your own "Fetch" game kit absolutely free on Listia! This kit contains TWO genuine playing pieces, in different sizes for different sized dogs (small and medium)! Also includes an instruction sheet that tells you how to play the "Fetch" game with your dog (although you will have to read it to your dog because most dogs read very poorly). Simply throw the game piece and yell "Fetch". The dog will do the rest and the exercise will make him happy and healthy!!
Your game pieces are technically referred to as "Sticks" and they are made of genuine wood from a tree that was grown in the United States and is naturally organic. These sticks are sugar-free and high in fiber. No trees were harmed in the making of these game pieces – we use only "Sticks" that have fallen to the ground of their own accord.
If your dog runs off, you will find that "Sticks have many uses! "Sticks" are perfect for sharpening in case a neighbor needs a poke in the eye or you have something stuck between your teeth. Sharpened sticks are invaluable for roasting marshmallows and small dead animals. Smaller pieces can be used to build a bird’s nest (eggs are very tasty). Get back to nature - Sticks are an environmentalist's dream.
Your dog will thank you every time you bring out the "Fetch" playing piece! Warning: cats do not seem to understand the game of "Fetch" , although they can enjoy the playing piece in their own way if you smear the "Stick" with fish entrails just throw the "Stick" and go back inside.