The listing, ~~~~WOOO BABY BABY~~~~~~Lookieeeeee Here Small Business People has ended.
This is the one you have been waiting for!
Brand new software...
Something to do with small business, so step up and start slamming down your credits! This can only make you money.
Because the country is in an economic recession, I am offering this software at market value...Where else can you set your own price for your own business? And to top it off I am throwing in a paperclip of your color choice for every 100 credits bid....
Bid 100, get 1 paperclip. 200, 2 paperclips! How exciting is that? Who else is offering this caliber of business software and paperclips to keep your wads of money together? And I am paying the shipping on this spectacular deal! Come on America, invest today!
Not only is this great software, but, it has never been uhh F A R T E D on. None of my auctions have ever had wind broken on them. Hop on over to the clothing section and see if that holds true there.....So you are getting F A R T free software, with bonus paperclips and free shipping.
If the bids reach 100K I will personally cover the cost of a business luncheon with me at one of the finest choke and pukes this side of the equator! {Food cost only, transportation not included}
Don't miss this one. Too many times opportunity knocks and we let it pass by. Don't let this be the time!
Good luck and always remember I have your shipping address! ;)