"What a POS you are! You can't send the la ... " (more)st 5 items and leave me a neutral because I wouldn't leave you a positive. Sorry my coffee is stronger than your feelings~ "
"Seller beware! Had to choose between getting a ... " (more) vehicle to replace the one that broke or sell a free item I was offering. Chose to provide my kids with a way to school and buyer took it personal. Asked for feedback (not positive just a feedback) and buyer ripped my head off. Blocked."